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**AlphadiosThe2nd** Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:25 pm

The Megapocalpyse of the Riptide and the Cataclysm

< First Verse >

Old Death Cruzer was slashing around
Acashic City like the battle ground
when suddenly Ballom burst from a rig
and hit Death Cruzer with a half-boiled egg
then the great King Tsunami did a backflip attack
but they all didn't see Bolshack inside a rucksack
as he started to break down the last two shields
before Alcadeias scorched up all the fields
and he rolled Bolshack Dragon into the World Tree
then the threshold got run down by Ballom's MyVi
but before he could Terror Pit Alcadeias
Super Necrodragon transformed into Ikaz
and he took a Crimson Rifle and he fired everywhere
and it hit Ballom's back till he lost all his hair
but Iere took his bullets and with a huge blow
Billion-Degree Dragon got pecked by a Cocco ... ... ... ... ...

< Chorus >

This is the Megapocalypse of Divine Riptide and Cata'ruption,
Earthquakes, tsunamis and typhoons, and Bolmeteus casting Proclamation;
Let's all see who would emerge in the Great Twin Lancer Search
This is the Megapocalypse ... ... ...

< Interlude >

... ... of Divine Riptide and Cata'ruption.

< Second Verse >

Death Cruzer took a ride on the Billion-Degree
as Scarlet Skyterror escaped with glee
then Bolshack returned as Yamato and the sack
but Stratosphere Giant crushed Ballom on his back
now that Ballom is dead, Tra Rion was caught lying
and the godly Abzo Dolba took off into his flying
but Bajula lost his Soul while going for a flip
so Warlord Ailzonius traded in his Kip
then the Chippoto stared around looking at the town
as Super Terra' Bailas Gale did a Ground Pound
'cause Stallob woke up and thrashed them flat
leaving Ultimate Dragon transformed into a cat
but he had no choice but to scamper around
allowing Gigablizzard to land on the ground
for they got Spiral Gated and they fell right down
till they all got stuck in the Miraculous Meltdown ... ... ... ... ...

< Chorus >

This is the Megapocalypse of Divine Riptide and Cata'ruption,
Earthquakes, tsunamis and typhoons, and Bolmeteus casting Proclamation;
The search is still going on with many creatures galore
This is the Megapocalypse ... ... ...

< Free Speech >

Creatures stood up, generating their crossgears,
Down came Mobile Spirit and the Lord Alphadios
and he tapped a Wonder Trick causing cringes and rips
exerted on the Gladiator's fish and chips
and he fell to the ground, starving in vain,
as Ballom in haste changed his form with gain;
but Dorballom got Burst Shot and Spastic Missiled,
then Alphadios was caught and Coriled ... ... ... ... ...

< Rap Speech >

Then Gandar and Frei and Gandaval's light
and Aqua Hulcus, the Twin Lances and Soderlight
and Garkago, Craze Valkyrie, and Shock Trooper Mykee
and Pala Olesis and Ultimate Galaxy;
Tagtapp, the Retaliator; Deklowaz, the Terminator;
Bombazar, Petrova, every single Mecha Thunder,
Pyrofighter Magnus, Bazagazeal, the Wave Strikers,
King Alcadeias, Ballom Emperor, and Final Dragarmors ... ... ... ...

< Rap Continuation >

all came out of nowhere freakishly slow
as they all got hit by a Glory Snow;
it was the most chaotic battle they'd ever been in,
with Apollonus Dragerion turning green ... ... ... ...

< End Verse - Verse 3 >

Disasters raged for millenia,
since no lives were claimed; it went by far:
the finalist emerged, with the rest at their worst,
A great big Bolstorm acquiring the first.

< End Chorus >
This is the Megapocalypse of Divine Riptide and Cata'ruption,
Earthquakes, tsunamis and typhoons, and Bolmeteus casting Proclamation,;
And now that the search is over, survivors cheered with glee,
This is the Megapocalypse ... (it's not a sort of eclipse)
This is the Megapocalypse ... (not that Megapocalypse)
This is the Megapocalypse ... of Divine Riptide and Cata'ruption